If you were looking to hide in the kitchen, the I Rub My Own Meat is not the apron for you!
This laugh out loud message, I Rub My Own Meat along with the Vintage Butcher Steer Poster makes for a fun conversation piece at your next dinner, game night, cocktail hour, tailgating party or BBQ. Being Unisex, the Twisted Wares I Rub My Own Meat Apron is perfect for any sex, its pretty much guaranteed to be sexy on anyone! This apron is made of 100% Heavy Cotton Twill and measures 36" L x 26" W with adjustable twill straps that are about 60” long so you can tie in back or front. It has a Criss Cross Back with a Large Pocket on the front for convenient storage as well as a large loop to secure your Hang Tight (hmmm, I see an ulterior motive here). It also makes a great gift for family and friends for any occasion including hostess present, bridal shower gift, birthday gift, Mother’s Day, anniversary gift and Christmas gift.
The Twisted Wares is a boutique brand which manufacturers chic statement home goods and kitchen linens including dish towels, aprons, oven mitts and both cloth and paper napkins.
Size: 36" L x 26" W; 60" straps
Design: I Rub My Own Meat
Materials: 100% Grey Heavy Cotton Twill with white print